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 We are living in an era of woke capitalism in which companis pretend to care about social justice to sell products to people who pretend to hate capitalisme (als ze de boel niet al plunderen.)

 ( Woke Capitalism, Clay Routledge, 9gag.com)

 

  So let me get this straight. I go to the grocery store and buy a lb. of sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins wrapped in plastic, a Greek salad in a plastic container, a plastic bottle  of mustard and a plastic bottle of ketchup, and they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?

 

 (Awesome, 9gag.com)